Monday August 27 10:00 PM
Michael Vick and Dana Carvey (aka the Church Lady) linked forever. I'd love to be in Carvey's presence right about now. Convince him to take the Church lady on the road. First stop Hollywood. Paris Hilton step right up. Can Lindsay Lohan be far behind? (and what's with Owen Wilson???)....Paris, after yelling for Mommy, does (soft) time, appears on Larry King to announce that she's found Jesus. Give Vick some credit. He didn't wait for his CNN appearance. Or even HBO's Real Sports. We all got the scoop at the same time. Time will tell if Vick's confession is a righteous one. But at this very moment it seems as though he read from the same damage-control script as Hilton did.
I think Jesus was a helluva guy (sorry, make that heckuva). He intrigues me at least as much as Babe Ruth. Or Eddie Shore. But I can't help but think that if the original JC were around today his face would be filled by a constant stream of tear drops. Much like that commercial from the 70's featuring the Native American crying over what polluters have done to his land.
Don't remember it/Never seen it?
If I could speak to Michael Vick I'd ask him if he ever listened to Kris Kristofferson instead of Roc-a-fella
Good judgement...hmmm. Could it have been... SATAN???