Monday, January 29, 2007

Welcome to 2007; And Here's To You.....

Friday January 12 7:45 PM

Hope you had a safe, productive holiday season. In no particular order here is my 2007 wish list for some of your favorite/not-so-favorite sports people/places/things:
Tony Romo: Stickum
Alex Kovalev: Saku Koivu
Sergei Samsanov: A new nose; for the net
Michael Ryder: A fire
Guy Carbonneau: Peter Forsberg….Craig Conroy….Darcy Tucker…. Jose Theodore: A new job
Steve Begin: A new body
Cristobal Huet: A greeting card…from Pierre McGuire; a ticket to Dallas
Glenn Healy: Positive pills
Andrei Markov: A new contract
Sheldon Souray: Ditto
Craig Rivet: Ditto
Montreal scalpers: 40 more home games for the Habs
Mayor Tremblay: Same as Jose Theodore
Bell Center: Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers and/or The Allman Brothers
Residents of Park Avenue: Otis Grant’s gloves
TSN Hockey Crew: A gold medal too
Marty Shottenheiemer: A Super Bowl before Peyton Manning
Pop Montreal: Tom Waits
Anthony Calvillo: A new playbook
Joey Saputo: A new league
Larry Smith: A new radio station
Montrteal Matrix: A cheque book
Montreal Baseball Fans: Tampa Bay Devil Rays
Mitch Garber: You’re kidding, right? Not a thing
PJ Stock: Rookie of the year award
City of New Orleans: Superbowl win of the Century
Red Fisher: A sequel: Hockey, Heroes & Me (Two)
Pat Hickey: Same as Steve Begin
BillyBob Productions: A road trip to Austin
Ron Reusch: A live show
Dick Pound: Duct tape
Jack Todd: A new fastball
Dick Irvin: Pablum
Ron Fournier: Weed
Murray Wilson: Coffee
Stu Cowan: Young talent
Shane Murphy Trio: A new cd
Denis Casavant: Sleep
Shaun Starr; Cheech & Chong boxset
Elliott Price: 51 Candles
David Beckham: A gas mask
Noel Butler: A translator
Tony Marinaro: Per Diem
Picard: Claws
Scott Saxon: Tranquility
Rod Francis: 10 minutes with Rhona Ambrose; or Marv Levy
Andie Bennett: Her own mountain; or a couple of small ones
PJ Kennedy: Season tickets to The Paramount & AMC
Lorne Rubin: A Cowboy hat
Stephen Brunt: Professor status
Pierre McGuire: A helmet
Mike Boone: A laughtrack
Joey Elias: Another patch
Bill Lee: A congressional seat
Melnick In The Afternoon: Bob Dylan
Listeners of The Team 990: A million thanks
Paris Hilton, Brittany Spears, Jessica Simpson, Terrell Owens, A-Rod, Bud Selig, Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Todd Bertuzzi, The War on Terror, Troop Surge, Climate Change, George Bush, Dick Cheney: A Disappearing Act
Bob Gainey: Everlasting Peace